Sophia Quotes
Blanche: (haughtily) Well that's just fine, I'll have my shake then. (reaches in fridge for her shake) Where's my shake?
Sophia: (To Angelo, Blanche, and Rose) Look!! It's Saint Frances of Azzee! (She then yanks on Stan's tie until he's face level. Then she slaps him.)
(Blanche & Rose practicing for their parts in the Sound Of Music.)
Sophia: Hello, I'm the new Activities Director here.
Sophia: You know something, when I turn my hearing aid up to ten, I can hear a canary break wind in Lauderdale!
Sophia: I found my lucky handkerchief.
(Sophia walks into the kitchen)
Boss @ Sunny Pastures: So, you're here to check in your mother?
Boss: So, tell me about your mother's history.
Sophia: My hiney's asleep.
Rose: Do we have to kill the minks?
Sophia: I need some advice, Rose.
Dorothy: I'd kill Gloria if she wrote a book about my sexual life.
(Charmaine calls)
Magda: So now I go back to my country. Your story has helped me make decision, Rose.
Rose: Well, I needed something to wash down the little pie...
Blanche: (throwing hands in the air and walking out of the kitchen) Just shut up! Just shut up you bubble headed bleached blonde...uh, uh,
Sophia: Baboon.
Blanche: Baboon!
(Dorothy and Rose glare at Sophia after Blanche storms out)
Sophia: What? She needed a B!
Stan: What was that for!?
Sophia: Just shut up and play hardball, ya yutz!
Rose: (Hollering) The Nazis are coming! The Nazis are coming!
(Sophia runs in from the kitchen)
Sophia: Quick! Everybody grab a gun and get into the basement!
Elderly Woman: What's your name, honey?
Sophia: Sophia.
Elderly Woman: Sophia, move it, you're blocking the television!
Rose:Where was it?
Sophia: It was in my bra.
Rose: What was it doing in your bra?
Sophia: I was blowing my breasts, Rose!
Sophia: Hello girls, what's shaking?
Rose: Blanche's breasts! That's why she's--
Dorothy: Shut up Rose!
Sophia: No, I'm here to check in my collection of plates. Of course I'm here to check my mother in!
Sophia: Picture it. Sicily. 1900. An olive skin woman sets out for the new world. On her journey, the ship is filled with all sorts of diseases like smallpox, consumption, and scurrvy. And that was in the business class.
Boss: I meant her medical history!
Sophia: What did you think I was talking about? The ride was no picnic! The woman jumped off the boat and swam into the ship's bulkhead! That's why they had to put a metal plate in her head which caused her to recieve HBO through her eyeballs.
Dorothy: Fine, we'll keep our voices down.
Sophia: No, Rose, many women like wearing coats that urinate!
Rose: And you are asking me?
Sophia: Frightening isn't it?
Sophia: You'd kill your sister over a pamphlet?
Dorothy: Shut up Ma!
Rose: Hello? Oh yes, hold on. Blanche, it's Charmaine.
Blanche: Oh, ok. (Walks over to the phone and slams it down.) Bye! Bye!
Rose: Blanche, you should be ashamed!! She's your sister!
Blanche: Yes and just when we were getting along she turns into a deceitful old woman who goes behind my back and makes a novel out of my life! No offense to you, Sophia.
Sophia: None taken...Slut.
Rose: But I only went back home!
Sophia: Shut up, she's leaving!